Bonus panel: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2013-08-21
Leave me questions in my Inbox I haven’t interacted here in a long time but I want to
1. What’s your philosophy in life?
2. What’s the one thing you would like to change about yourself?
3. Are you religious or spiritual?
4. Do you consider yourself an introvert or an extrovert?
5. Which parent are you closer to and why?
6. What was the best phase in your life?
7. What was the worst phase in your life?
8. Is what you’re doing now what you always wanted to do growing up?
9. What makes you feel accomplished?
10. What’s your favorite book/movie of all time and why did it speak to you so much?
11. What is a relationship deal breaker for you?
12. Are you more into looks or brains?
13. Would you ever take back someone who cheated?
14. How do you feel about sharing your password with your partner?
15.If you died tomorrow, what would you wish you had done?
16. What kind of parent do you think you will be?
17. What would you do if your parents didn’t like your partner?
18. Who is that one person you can talk to about just anything?
19. Do you usually stay friends with your exes?
20. Have you ever lost someone close to you?
21. If you are in a bad mood, do you prefer to be left alone or have someone to cheer you up?
22. What’s an ideal weekend for you?
23. Can you pin point the moment in your life where you were the happiest?
24. Do you judge a book by its cover?
25. Are you confrontational?
26. When was the last time you broke someone’s heart?
27. Would you relocate for love?
28. Did you ever write a journal?
29. What are you most thankful for?
30. Do you believe in second chances?
31. What’s the one thing that people always misunderstand about you?
32. What is your idea of a perfect vacation?
33. What did your past relationship teach you?
34.Why did you cry the last time you did so?
35. Is home for you a place or a feeling? Describe that place or describe that feeling.
36. When have you felt your biggest adrenaline rush?
37. What is the craziest thing you’ve ever done and would you do it again?
38. If you could be anywhere other than where you are right now, where would you be and what would you be looking at?
39. What’s your biggest regret in life?
40. What do you think about when you’re by yourself?
41. Does your job make you happy?
42. What did you want to be when you were younger?
43. Why did your last relationship end?
45. What’s been your biggest mistake so far in life and what did you learn from it?
46. Where is your favorite place in the entire world to go?
47. What are your top five favorite movies?
48. What are some of your favorite songs?
49. What qualities do you admire about your parents?
50. How would you describe your best friend?
51. What’s your favorite hobby to do alone?
52. What’s something you can’t go a day without doing?
53. What’s the most spontaneous thing you’ve done lately?
54. What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done for love?
55. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
56. Do you have any recurring dreams or nightmares?
57. What accomplishment are you most proud of?
58. What is one dream you have yet to accomplish?
59. What is your greatest fear?
60. What are three things you value most about a person?
61. Who are five people you are closest with?
62. What is the greatest struggle you’ve overcome?
63. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
64. What’s the most exciting thing that’s happened this past year?
65. Do you believe more in fate or that we are the creators of our own destinies because we are governed by free will?
66. What’s one thing that bothers you most about the world today?
67. How do you define art?
68. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
69. If you could change one thing about the world what would it be?
70. Who was your favorite teacher and why?
71. What sport did you fall in love with?
72. If you could have the option of eradicating pain from your life would you choose to do so? Why or why not?
73. What was your longest relationship?
74. What would your best friend say is your best quality?
75. If you could be given the date of your death would you want to know it?
76. If you could have any animal in the world as a pet, what would it be and why?
77. If you could tell your former self one thing right now what would it be?
78. What food could you not live without?
79. Dogs or Cats?
80. What’s closest you’ve ever come to being arrested?
81. What was your best birthday?
82. What’s one thing you wish you knew how to do?
83. Where’s one place you’d like to go that you haven’t been?
84. What was the last book you read? And When?
85. If you were given a chance to explore the oceans, go to outer space or visit 50 different countries, which one you choose and why?
86. What are some of your own personal goals in the next 5 years?
87. What would you consider your greatest accomplishment so far?
88. If you could get away with anything that you do?
89. Out of the negative emotions of greed, anger, jealousy and hate, which one would you say affects you the most?
90. What’s the greatest risk you’ve ever taken?
91. Has another’s pain ever given you joy? Be totally honest.
92. If heaven is real and you died tomorrow, would you get in?
93. Do you believe in fate?
94. If you had to pick one, what is the most important value you would teach your children? Honesty, Kindness or Courage?
95. If you had the ability to erase something that you did in the past, what
would it be?
96. What song makes you unconditionally happy?
97. Name the one worst quality you cannot tolerate in a partner.
98. What fictional character do you most relate to?
99. If you got a free cheque for $5,000 right this second, how would you use it?
100. What is your biggest irrational fear?
101. Anything else you can think of!
feel free to reblog and have your followers ask you the same things
Accidentally trans gender reveal merch is now my favorite Etsy category
like actually hell yeah that’s not a gender reveal party shirt that’s a tuesday shirt.
“Scott writes that all 23 women interviewed for the paper described doing both male and female chores. Men, on the other hand, talked mostly about male labor. Unless specifically asked, only a third of the men interviewed mentioned any work traditionally done by women. One apple grower described his orchard as a one-man business that his son would eventually inherit, with his wife and daughter only minimally involved. But, in a separate interview, his wife said that while her husband and son took care of the trees, she handled seedlings in the nursery, coordinated sales, hired seasonal labor, kept the books, and helped make decisions. She also mentioned that their daughter ran the farm’s fruit stand. The men were also more likely to emphasize male ownership of family enterprises—“my grandfather’s farm” or “my tractor.” In contrast, the women usually referred to “my grandmother and grandfather’s farm” or “our tractor.””
It’s insane how many organs will just Make Rocks if left up to their own devices. Kidneys. Gall bladder. Pancreas. Tonsils, what’s that about???
the basic emotional condition of capitalism is anxiety, fueled by insecurity. one of the most common, yet most effective, rhetorical moves used by the apologists of capital is to present this motive force as aspiration, rather than terror - that is, to disingenuously figure the motion of the system as a running-to, instead of a running-from. it is like if the camera were only ever positioned behind indiana jones, following him as he “aspires” to reach the exit of the cave, not once turning around to reveal the colossal stone sphere just inches from crushing him
The warning is for those who claimed offense at the following observation, made in this space a few days back: “What Americans have lost — to be painfully accurate, what Republicans have trashed in pursuit of power — is the willingness and ability to share a common national identity.” It would seem to be self-evident truth. But not everyone agrees.
“Constantly blaming Republicans,” griped one respondent.
“You ONLY blame the Republicans,” complained another.
“You exclusively blame Republicans,” grumbled yet another.
Well, there’s a reason the Republicans get the blame for destroying any sense of common American narrative. It’s because — pay close attention here — they deserve the blame for destroying any sense of common American narrative.
Sorry, but Hunter Biden’s laptop didn’t do that. Black Lives Matter didn’t do that. Whatever thing Fox “News” last told its audience to fear did not do that.
The Republican Party did it by a campaign of demonizing dissent, shredding norms and boundaries, embracing a politics of white resentment and fear and, perhaps most corrosively, delegitimizing the very idea of knowable fact, so that an ordinary birth certificate becomes an object of suspicion, an ordinary election a seedbed of distrust and the sacking of the U.S. Capitol an innocent visit by tourists.
Excellent take.
Your daily reminder that Republicans are garbage.
In short:
White House aide testified (only 25 y/o, jesus) today, 6/28/22.
She listed the amount of weapons 45 was aware of in the crowd at his Jan 6th rally (He was pissed that the metal detectors and need to check weapons to get in to see him, was limiting his crowd size) and that he was aware the weapons weren’t for him
She detailed 45’s attempts to get speechwriters to include more violent language (”Fight for Trump”) in the rally and also his attempt to get himself to the Capitol (he assaulted the driver of his own security detail, attempting to grab the steering wheel from the backseat). The argument that he was speaking metaphorically about going with them and fighting for their country is absolute bullshit and her testimony very much supported this.
She described the reactions various staff had as three categories: 1. get 45 to get them to stop, 2. toe the line and stay quiet, and 3. blame the riot on someone else. Observing 45′s anger upon him being carted back to the White House (he threw his lunch at the wall), some high ranking staff didn’t try to talk him down even while getting up to the minute updates on the riot.
I know the fall of Roe v. Wade and the assault on bodily autonomy are very important, but we should not lose track of this, either.
He threw his dinner across the room.
He grabbed the steering wheel because the secret service driver was like, “No I will not take you to the capitol because it’s a security risk right now.”
A sleep deprived, hungry, toddler who was just told they can’t have a new toy has more grace, maturity, and communication skills than a man who was a sitting president.











